Hello, I'm back.
I keep leaving. But I'll come back, I promise.
Anyway, I went to

's party. We prank-called people. I'll try to umm, type what we said.
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"H-hallo?"
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"Jajaja! Hey! Can I ask you zee, uh, it'z a very qweek question, ja, I'm not trying to sell ju anyzing, okey?"
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"Okey, eyy, it waz a veeery long time ago ja in zee uhh, 1940's? Do ju know vat I mean?"
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"Vell zhere were sechs million of zem, zhey vere my friends, ja ve had a great time!"
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"Ja I had zat many friends. Az zee Fyooher of Deutchylant I'm entitled to lotz of zee friends!"
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"Okey well zere were seechs million and I don't know vhere zhey vent!"
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"Zhey told me zhey were going to ehh a zummer camp or zomezing ja I was going to send my kid zhere..."
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"Ohh, it waz called Awwshwitz or zomezing ja I haven't been eckserzizing my brain."
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"Zhen I vent home and looked at my billz like ju all do and I waz like - ZEE HOLY FAGGIT!"
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"My gas bill!"
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"Zhen I made a joke to lighten zee moment: "Haha, zhese gas bills are higher zhan zhose Jamaicans, ehhh?" "
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"Eva - ju don't yooze Zyklon B to cook!"
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"Zo are ju vatching March Madness?"
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"Ja! Vell over here in ehhh Doytchland ve call it ehhh zee Huwwacost? Ja have ju heard of zat?"
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"I guess nacht?"
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"Okey vell I guezz ju haven't seen my juice? Okey vell zank ju very mach enyvay."